I looked around at the lights, and wondered how on earth I found myself, dressed like an evil clown in a gold bikini, practising my clotheslines and piledrivers in an empty arena....
Earlier, I was sitting in the huge wrestling stadium thinking about how any journalist worth his salt should try to get to the truth behind a story. So rather than just watch...I needed to participate. Properly.
Hence the birth of "Anonymonster! The Evil Nightmare Clown!"
My outfit? Shiny pink boots, shiny jockstrap, balaclava, off-putting flower ornament stapled to my head. My character? I fight dirty and cackle like a maniac throughout the fight, building pratfalls into my ring movement like a drunken master. Everyone finds clowns creepy right? So a half naked clown with a balaclava? Win, ain't noone want to grapple with me dressed like this.
I even have a special move using my patented device - called "The Tickle of Doom" - guaranteed to leave my opponent begging for mercy and cringing with embarrassment. Sadly as you can see from the picture below, even in an empty practice arena, I ended up down and out.
- James Skin - springtone - hairy_stubble_bald
MAKEUP & NOSE TonkTastic
EYES Poetic Colours
TATTOO - Dire
BIKINI PANTS VITAMEN
Men's Micro Bikini - Limited Edition for The 24 event
GLOVES ::: B@R ::: Nhaki ME Gloves
BALACLAVA !gO! Balaclava -frm (24 gatcha item
) Bossy Boots Large - Metallic Pink (Old gatcha item)
HEAD ORNAMENT tomoto
, corsage tanabata2013 bk (Old gatcha item)
ARMOUR [The Forge] Basic Bracer, Right (Silver) (Old gatcha item)
MY EVIL TICKLE CLAW OF DOOM was at I Love Donna Flora by Intrigue Co
POSES by LibA NOTE ON SL WRESTLING
The shots were taken at Slam City
: home of the DCWF. Despite my total failure above, this is a long running, pretty amazing venture in SL that I for one had no idea about. I intend to report more on SL Wrestling at some point....because frankly it looks pretty damn fun.